funny quotes :D
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
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I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party.
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When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity.
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A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat.
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I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her.
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I like children - fried.
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